theories
The First Theory
The most obvious possibility is that LaSalada is simply a
remnant from the silent film era that somehow managed to find
its way to an extremely unlikely location. With the assistance
of The Celluloid Scholar, I have conducted
extensive research into this and have found absolutely no
information regarding the film, the production company, the
director, the producer, or any of the stars. For all intents and
purposes LaSalada does not exist and never existed. At least
in our world . . .